| Advanced Parking | Thursday, January 11, 2007 |
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The lot beside my office is an "Advanced Parking" lot. According to the company's slogan, this lot offers "Advanced Parking for Advanced People". I'm not sure exactly what they consider advanced about their parking lot, but I can assure you that nothing about this lot makes it stand out from any other lot in the city — except for maybe the price (bah-dum-cha). I am also not sure what they mean exactly by advanced people. In some respects, I would consider myself advanced (e.g. computers), but I don't know that I'd claim to be an advanced person as it's just too vague a statement to make. Let's assume they meant to say advanced parkers instead of advanced people. I'm a pretty good parker: I can parallel park my car into pretty tight spaces, I've rarely been stumped at operating convulted parking lot equipment, and I'm generally knowledgeable about the concept of parking. As an advanced parker, I still can't see how this lot is any better — or more "advanced" — than any other lot out there. If I'm missing something here, and you're in the know, please enlighten me.
Posted at 14:05
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Advanced Parking lots are designed for advanced people – people with precious little time to waste taking care of life’s more mundane activities. - Advanced, Sunday, January 21, 2007 |  |
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