The Ultimate Litterbug
Every year around the same time, an enormous increase in litter occurs. And always by the same culprits: trees. I guess they just don't give a damn. They just start littering and shedding, and leaving a mess everywhere. Raking certainly doesn't help -- there is simply too much mess to clean up. And I'm sick of it! Dammit, trees, clean up after yourselves for once! I like lawns to be nice and clean, and yet every autumn you swoop in, party like it's 1999, and then just leave your mess behind. If that's the way you're going, we're just going to have to clearcut you all. And that's final!
Posted at 15:01
