U.F.O. Sighting
This (late) morning I was standing in front of my bathroom mirror, just about to get into the shower. I felt something weird on my leg, but discounted it at first as a piece of paper flapping in the wind or something. I quickly realized that there was no paper nor wind, and started noticing how "alive" whatever was touching me felt.I looked down and saw a big, dark object fluttering. I didn't have my glasses on, so I couldn't really see it very clearly. Being somewhat startled by this very large, unidentified flying object fluttering at my legs, I jumped out of the bathroom exclaiming, "Jesus!" Still without my glasses, I looked back in the bathroom, but did not see it. (Gulp.) I shook the towel, and it flew out and up at the light. I reached in to turn off the light, and it came out at me. I ran over to the patio door, to open it as wide as possible, in the hopes it would be encouraged to fly out. When I went back, it was gone. I cautiously looked all over, but could not find it. I looked very thoroughly in the bathroom and my room, but could not find. I'm still not convinced that it flew out the window, and am now worried it is hidden somewhere in my bedding. What is this thing, you may be wondering? I'm still not really sure, as I didn't have my glasses on, but my best guess is that it's some sort of mutant moth which has grown to the size of a small bird. Maybe I'll stay at a hotel tonight just in case...
